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In God we trust: all others pay cash by Jean Shepherd
mobi |eng | 1972-01-15 | Author:Jean Shepherd

XVII I SHOW OFF Flick looked puzzled. “A Bloody Charlie? How the hell do you make a Bloody Charlie?” “You mean you don’t serve Bloody Charlies here?” Flick rummaged under ...
( Category: Short Stories March 25,2014 )
I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me by Joan Rivers
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-01 | Author:Joan Rivers

THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY The table looks great; most of the place settings match. There’s a pubic hair in my soup and it looks like Uncle ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-03-09 | Author:Chelsea Handler

My brother Greg Chapter Seven Black-on-Black Crime When I travel to New York, I hire a big, black, British driver named Sylvan. I call him Chocolate Chunk. At the end ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops by Carlin George
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Religion March 25,2014 )
Napalm and Silly Putty by Carlin George
mobi, epub | | 1970-07-07 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

Legally drunk . Well, if it’s legal, what’s the problem? “Leave me alone, officer, I’m legally drunk!” You know where you can stick it . Why do we assume everyone ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton
mobi, epub | | 2008-01-01 | Author:C. H. Dalton

Fig. 8. The Japanese stock market This should help to explain some of their native customs, as well. For example, Japanese people do not bow in greeting out of politeness. ...
( Category: Discrimination & Racism March 25,2014 )
Brain Droppings by Carlin George
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

Brain Droppings y observEdl (oil euphemisms actual = holistic massage therapy liEQP llOttl = limited service lodging = interim financing = custodial interference mottfESJ ond box spring = sleep system ...
( Category: Comedy March 25,2014 )
Vacant Possession by Hilary Mantel
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-06-23 | Author:Hilary Mantel

CHAPTER 6 Breakfast time again. Sylvia slapped some diet margarine onto a minute square of toast and slowly spread it out. “Do you know what I read? I read that ...
( Category: Alternate History Science Fiction March 25,2014 )
Generation A by Douglas Coupland
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-01-05 | Author:Douglas Coupland

BABY BLANKET BAKERY BOX WHITE BELL FLOWER BITUMEN BLUE ASTER BLUE CORN BOX TURTLE BROOM HANDLE CAKE BATTER CAMEO CASHEW CHALKBOARD GREEN CLOUDLESS DAY CURLEW DAGUERREOTYPE DUCK’S BILL DUCK’S EGG ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
Chart Throb by Elton Ben
mobi, epub, azw |eng | 2009-12-23 | Author:Elton, Ben [Elton, Ben]

Hello, Baby The man upon whom all the dreams were focused was in his hotel room indulging in a dream of his own. ‘Hello, Emma,’ he breathed into the telephone, ...
( Category: Murder March 25,2014 )
Zero and Other Fictions by Huang Fan
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-09-06 | Author:Huang Fan

At this point, Xi De paused for a moment to think. The mysterious constructive element mentioned in the textbooks was then, in fact, nothing more than a detonation device. It ...
( Category: Cultural Heritage March 25,2014 )
You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You: The Believer Book of Advice by The Believer
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-04-06 | Author:The Believer

Thomas Lennon Dear Thomas: My wife asked me not to curse around our kids, but I think it’s healthy for them to become well versed in swear words. Isn’t the ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut
mobi, azw3, epub |eng | 2007-12-18 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

• • • Under a great spread net that was laced with rags, an artillery piece squatted in the woods, black and oily, its muzzle thrust at the night sky. ...
( Category: Short Stories March 25,2014 )
Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut
mobi, epub, azw3, pdf |eng | 1999-09-15 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

The purpose of it was to kill people by jazzing them with more electricity than their bodies could stand. Dwayne Hoover had seen it twice—once during a tour of the ...
( Category: Humorous March 25,2014 )
Skipped Parts by Tim Sandlin
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-06 | Author:Tim Sandlin

14 “If you are pregnant, we could get married and live in an apartment. I’ll find a job.” “Oh, Sam, don’t be a squirrel.” *** Being a squirrel was the ...
( Category: Coming of Age March 25,2014 )

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